The three biggest lies in the world

belugafishgod

damn right! Right on...you hit the nail on the head! My x wife told me over and over again when we first met that she would love me forever. It wasn't long before she dragged me through the worst experience of my life....my divorce. And as far as "Im from the Government and I m here to help you." That is such a big lie....The Government only wants to help you as far as they can control you and your life. Yeah...and the check is in the mail.

TheLardman

How about: Its not you, it's me...